helllomeagan:

Too cute! <3

dying

(Source: ceciliasaur)

ceciliasaur:

i always get weirdass captchas….

yes you do

kyaptan:

ALPACA PLUSH GIVEAWAY!!

HEY GUYS I’M BACK FROM TW HEHE and I bought one extra alpaca plush to give away to you guys! I know these are pretty hard to get outside of a few countries so I thought to do it! 

ADVANCE WARNING That this is NOT an authentic ARPAKASSO plush toy, but a China(??) knockoff. He’s still cute though! He’s about 32cm tall and exactly as pictured.

I WILL NEED YOU TO PAY FOR SHIPPING. I’m uh. Kinda broke. Since the winner is paying for shipping he will fly to anywhere in the world!

ONE LIKE, ONE REBLOG, and ONE REPLY per person. Replies do count! No multiple accounts, no multiple reblogs, or you’re instantly disqualified.

This ends in a week, on May 1st. I will then raffle him off to a single winner!

rhalabeast:

kikibelge:

effigyofubiquity:

rachnole:

fensti:

vaguelybritishme:

cosmostrekker:

benedictatorship:

hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

O.o

What the fuck?

I don’t know, but I don’t think you can make that stuff up

The most well constructed suicide ever (even if most of it is ‘fortune’ depending on how you look at things) in the history of suicides, at least until another one comes across tumblr.

Trying to kill your mom over money though, bruh?

whoa.

WOW 

cracked needs to get on this

(Source: fapcats)

dredsina:

blacknoise0410:

steamlord313:

ananagirl:

inthelightofthepast:

rabelde-sin-causa:

I love National Geographic so much. 

(Click the picture for the article in question)

lol. like.

Brilliant.

PERFECT

LMFAO Nat Geo bein’ all FUCK YOU

NO.

lol pwned.

you-are-bolin:

As requested by my 11-year-old brother.

He doesn’t call Mako anything but jerkbender LOL

(Like Sokka calls Zuko and Aang jerkbenders who are jerkbending when they are trying to firebend in The Firebending Masters.)

masterarrowhead:

rockydee:

herpestidae:

avatarsnowy:

unlimitedobsessions:

birdbrainblue:

fangirlingforeverz:

rawrs-swag:

gingerrants:

rawrs-swag:

fangirlingforeverz:

nijibug:

inkstone:

abetterlovedeservingof:

xekstrin:

strawberrybudikai:

mochrolatte:

oma-shu:

CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?

SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.

FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER

MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM

CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.

MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK

PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.

WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED

YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.

TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,

FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.

TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE

GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.

AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.

*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR

I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS

WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK 

I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK

SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?

TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY

MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE

I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE

EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

PEACE

oh my LSKDHGSKGH

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE

I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE

DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS

THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY

CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY

AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES

I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE

BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

• HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
• NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
• CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
• JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
• LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
• AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
• ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
• STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
• NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
• UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF. 

#TENZOUT

MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2

YOU READY, ITS ME

THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN

YOU SEE ME ROLL IN

EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.

REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS

WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER

IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD

MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER

BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?

THINK YOU CAN WIN

IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM

It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.

UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT

NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?

YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL

I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL

A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL

YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL

YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?

NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.

WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET

NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

I believe the young ones say “You just got served”

Tenzin fetch my robe

I AM ACTUALLY CACKLING RIGHT NOW. WHAT EVEN. HOW DO AIR?

What?! No, Bolin, get off! I told you, I’m not doing this. Hey, stop push -

AH, HI THERE. MY NAME IS MAKO, I GUESS

I’M THE CAPTAIN OF THE FIRE FERRETS

WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRACTICING (HONESTLY, BOLIN)

BUT INSTEAD I GUESS WE’RE ACTING LIKE THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO WIN

NOT COOL, YOU GUYS. COME ON, LET’S JUST GO BACK

RUNNIN’ OUT OF TIME, WE GOTTA PICK UP THE SLACK

KORRA NEEDS THE RULES, SHE DOESN’T PLAY BY THE BOOK

WE’RE DEEP IN TROUBLE ‘CAUSE OF FUCKING HASOOK

SO WE’VE GOTTA WORK AND WORK UNTIL WE GET IT RIGHT

AND WIN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE PROBENDING FIGHT

RAP BATTLES? PLEASE. IT’S THE CHAMPIONSHIP THAT MATTERS

AND WE REALLY NEED THAT PRIZE MONEY TO MAKE OUT POCKETS FATTER.

Mako out. Let’s go through those drills again.

NOW IT SEEMS THAT YOU BITCHES DON’T REALLY GET IT

CUZ I’M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LITERACY TO WIN IT

MY DAD’S A COUNCILMAN AND MY G-PA’S THE AVATAR

BUT SOME OF YOU MUST THINK THAT DON’T GET ME VERY FAR

I SNEAK INTO THE CLUBS WITH MY AIRBENDING SKILL

AND PICK UP YOUR MIC AND BRING DOWN THE KILL

AIRBENDING… THERE ISN’T MUCH BETTER

CUZ I CAN GO AROUND AND FUCK WITH THE WEATHER

THE WIND, A TORNADO, A MOTHERFUCKEN HURRICANE

THEN MY GRAN-GRAN CAN COME AND BRING DOWN A RAIN

MY BROTHER AND SISTER, WE ALL LEARN FROM OUR DAD

BUT THOSE HOES GO AROUND AND ACT REALLY BAD

CUZ I AM THE BEST FEMALE AIRBENDER THERE EVER WAS

HELL, MY GREAT AUNT LIN RUNS THE METALBENDIN’ FUZZ

I GOT CONNECTIONS, THERE AIN’T NO DENYIN’

CUZ MY G-PA’S REINCARNATION RUNS AROUND TO KEEP PEEPS FROM DYIN’

FROM THE EQUALISTS - THOSE MUTHERFUCKEN HOES

TRYIN’ TO RUN AROUND AND FUCK UP MY BENDIN’ BROS

AMON - NOW HE’S A FREAKIN’ TROLL

HIDIN’ UNDER THAT STUPID MASK TO KEEP HIM ON A ROLL

OF SECRECY – HE ISN’T ALL THAT GOOD

OF KEEPIN’ HIS DARK PLANS OUT OF THE R.C. HOOD

SEE? JINORA’S GOT THE KNOW HOW

TO GO IN AND KICK SOME NON-BENDER FACIAL BROW

 SO NOW YOU GOT IT? I RUN THESE PREMISES

BUT IF YOU NEED MY HELP…

oH MY GOD

FOUR AIRBENDERS LEFT, BUT ONLY ONE O’ ME (LO)

Y’ALL SWAY TO MY BEAT, BEIN’ LEAVES IN THE BREEZE (YO)

I DON’T CONFORM

STRAY FROM THE NORM

DRAWN SUPER-DEFORMED

GOT A PROBLEM? IMMA THROW YOU A STORM!

I RHYME OFF THE DOME, AND IT’S ALMOST LIKE I PREACH, YEAH

COULDN’T LEARN FROM MY DAD CUZ HE’S A TERRIBLE TEACHER

YOUR OPINION TO ME? IT AIN’T WORTH NULL

YOU GOT NO BRAINS SO I’LL JUST HAVE TO CHOMP ON YOUR SKULL.

Aww hell no. Y’all think you’re from da hood? I’m from da BUSH!

UH, YEAH. Y’ALLS SHIT CAN’T COMPARE
THINK YOUR LIFE SUCKS? IT AIN’T FAIR?

WELL MY HOMIES BE HOMELESS
PARTY AT DA PARK
DRINK FROM A TIN CAN
MY RHYME YA GOTTA HARK

DOWN WITH THE BENDERS? I AIN’T GIVE A SHIT
FIGHT FOR THE BENDERS? DO I BENEFIT?

FISH ON A STICK? BITCH I’LL TAKE THREE
DON’T GIVE A FUCK ‘BOUT LIN’S DECREE

MAIN CHARAS, I GOTTA HEAR YA WHINE
AT LEAST Y’ALL GET MORE AIRTIME

THIS HOMELESS FOOL SEEN BUSH ALL ‘ROUND THE CITY
SINGLE BENDER GURLS, Y’ALL SO PRETTY

CHILL WITH THE VAGABOND
HIT ME UP AT MY BUSH
BEST SKEDADDLE
‘FOR THE POPO GIVE DA PUSH

PEACE.

OH MY GOD

THEY ADDED SPARKLY BUSH MAN

AND

MEELOOOOO

ADSLKFJDSKFAHDFSLFDS

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FANDOM TODAY??

BECAUSE I REALLY DO LOVE YOU

ALL YOU BRILLIANT PEOPLE <333

(Source: thetalesofbasingse)